I Can Make You Hate

I Can Make You Hate

Title: I Can Make You Hate
Author: Charlie Brooker
Release: 2012-10-02
Kind: ebook
Genre: Humor, Books
Size: 1670627
Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight?

Who wouldn't? Keep dreaming, imbecile.

In the meantime, if you'd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary.

In his latest collection of rants, raves, hastily spluttered articles and scarcely literate scrawl, Charlie Brooker proves that there is almost nothing in this universe, big or small, that can't reduce a human being to a state of pure blind hatred.

It won't help you lose weight, feel smarter, sleep more soundly, or feel happier about yourself. It WILL provide you with literally hours of distraction and merriment. It can also be used to stun an intruder, if you hit him with it correctly (hint: strike hard, using the spine, on the bridge of the nose).

ONLY A PRICK WOULDN'T BUY THIS BOOK. DON'T BE THAT PRICK.

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