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Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they’re graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of bein Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they’re graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe’s most recognised abduction qualification. A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use.


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Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they’re graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of bein Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they’re graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe’s most recognised abduction qualification. A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use.

30 review for Alien Abduction for Beginners

  1. 4 out of 5

    Marian

    I couldn't stop laughing while reading this absolutely hilarious story. It deserves a 5 star rating just for the humor; although it is too short, it made me laugh so hard that I can't rate it lower, just for that reason. The 3 alien abductors cracked me up with their ideas about seduction (the lace or the aliens' concept of lace), they're sooo sweet! The heroine was all for it, I mean, who wouldn't? Highly recommended if you need something light that can put a smile on your face. I want to know ho I couldn't stop laughing while reading this absolutely hilarious story. It deserves a 5 star rating just for the humor; although it is too short, it made me laugh so hard that I can't rate it lower, just for that reason. The 3 alien abductors cracked me up with their ideas about seduction (the lace or the aliens' concept of lace), they're sooo sweet! The heroine was all for it, I mean, who wouldn't? Highly recommended if you need something light that can put a smile on your face. I want to know how the story of this abduction continues since the ending was a HFN, hopefully the next book will be longer.

  2. 5 out of 5

    Jennifer

    The writing and editing of the ARC version of the manuscript was clean, with no typos that I found and well constructed sentences. The world building was okay, though a little too much of a spoof to be enjoyable. The characterization of the heroine and three heroes was one dimensional. The development of the romantic relationship reminded me more of erotica than a romance novel. There really wasn’t much of a romantic relationship here. The heat level was five chili peppers. The plot and pacing w The writing and editing of the ARC version of the manuscript was clean, with no typos that I found and well constructed sentences. The world building was okay, though a little too much of a spoof to be enjoyable. The characterization of the heroine and three heroes was one dimensional. The development of the romantic relationship reminded me more of erotica than a romance novel. There really wasn’t much of a romantic relationship here. The heat level was five chili peppers. The plot and pacing were fun, but the spoof element detracted somewhat from my enjoyment. It was a little overdone for my dry sense of humor. There was low angst and high stakes in this serial installment, which I typically enjoy. There was the Alien Abduction trope and the Polyandry trope in this serial installment. The world building, plot, and pacing were four stars. The characterization and development of the romantic relationship were both three stars. The short length and cliffhanger ending were both two stars. I was quite unhappy to realize that this story was a serial installment, not a complete romance novella. I therefore gave this story a combined rating of three stars. This story ended on a cliffhanger ending instead of a Happy Ever After ending, so that was a huge negative. I recommend this story to readers looking for a lighthearted erotic spoof who like cliffhanger endings. I am not interested in reading any other installments in this serial, because of the cliffhanger ending and overdone spoof element. I will not be buying myself a keeper copy of this story. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  3. 4 out of 5

    madtrekkie

    After having one too many abductions go wrong - Xil, Matar and Havel - enrol into the Intergalactic University. They are keen students and at the abduction stage they meet (no.... abduct) Trish. Trish finds out this is all part of a course and is amused by their abduction techniques although there are a few things she doesn't mind... I LOVED this story ❤️ this has a really quirky humour and being a fan of Douglas Adams and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - I really LOVED it ❤️ The characters are After having one too many abductions go wrong - Xil, Matar and Havel - enrol into the Intergalactic University. They are keen students and at the abduction stage they meet (no.... abduct) Trish. Trish finds out this is all part of a course and is amused by their abduction techniques although there are a few things she doesn't mind... I LOVED this story ❤️ this has a really quirky humour and being a fan of Douglas Adams and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - I really LOVED it ❤️ The characters are likeable, relatable, quirky, adorable and a reader can't help but like them!! There's some sexy steamy scenes that are sensually written that demonstrate the relationship between them. Told from dual POVs and reveals the thoughts feelings and emotions as Matar, Xil and Havel try to pass their course and Trish's growing awareness and attraction to her sexy alien captors. The story has a HEA and leads into a new story.. can't WAIT to read it!!

  4. 4 out of 5

    Samantha

    I received an ARC from the author thru Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving my review. The description of this book does not do it justice. This is a laugh out loud, disrupt the room at times kind of story about three very clueless aliens. Xil, Havel, Matar and Trish take learning to a whole other level. The sexy aliens have to pass a course on abduction which leads them to Trish. Things do not go as planned and the future for the four of them is forever changed. Trish is exactly the human they I received an ARC from the author thru Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving my review. The description of this book does not do it justice. This is a laugh out loud, disrupt the room at times kind of story about three very clueless aliens. Xil, Havel, Matar and Trish take learning to a whole other level. The sexy aliens have to pass a course on abduction which leads them to Trish. Things do not go as planned and the future for the four of them is forever changed. Trish is exactly the human they need on their side and maybe in a few other places. I am really looking forward to the next book in the series. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  5. 5 out of 5

    Danyelle Williams

    I absolutely loved the way this book was set up. Each chapter coincides with a new lession that their are trying to learn. It makes the book original and funny as we see Xil, Matar and Havel as they try to navigate their abduction of Trish. As the guys are learning it really shows how some of our relationship rituals are pretty weird. The learning curve between humans and aliens are always so funny as they try to learn each other Can't wait to see Trish and the crew as they continue with their ab I absolutely loved the way this book was set up. Each chapter coincides with a new lession that their are trying to learn. It makes the book original and funny as we see Xil, Matar and Havel as they try to navigate their abduction of Trish. As the guys are learning it really shows how some of our relationship rituals are pretty weird. The learning curve between humans and aliens are always so funny as they try to learn each other Can't wait to see Trish and the crew as they continue with their abduction courses and learn more.

  6. 5 out of 5

    Darcy Smith

    When I started to read the story I was sure what I was going to think, but, as I read it the story pulled me in and I just had to find out what happens. It has humor that had me laughing. It has sweet moments that just make you smile. It is beautifully written and I absolutely adore the characters. Trish is strong and sweet as well as a bit sassy. The guys try so hard but well it becomes very intriguing. I loved the descriptions as it allows you to fully become immersed into the story itself. Th When I started to read the story I was sure what I was going to think, but, as I read it the story pulled me in and I just had to find out what happens. It has humor that had me laughing. It has sweet moments that just make you smile. It is beautifully written and I absolutely adore the characters. Trish is strong and sweet as well as a bit sassy. The guys try so hard but well it becomes very intriguing. I loved the descriptions as it allows you to fully become immersed into the story itself. This is definitely worth reading and doesn’t disappoint. I can’t wait to the next book in the series.

  7. 5 out of 5

    Shelly Diguer

    This book 📖 wasn’t what I was expecting at all ...it made me laugh 😆 out loud ....it’s female lead is a strong sassy 💁‍♀️ woman who crashes into the world of Aliens 👽, who are on an educational journey , who need to pass a course on abduction lol 😂 very funny 😁 amusing and sexual tension was through the roof will these sexy Alien 👽 pass their abduction course well you will just have to read this awesome book 📖

  8. 5 out of 5

    Barbara

    The first book in The Intergalactic Guide to Humans series a well written short story that had me laughing from the start. Havel, Matar and Xil are in a Kidnapping course and this is their last chance to get it correct so they kidnap Trish. I thing my favorite part was the clothing. This is a three part story, I want to read the next story. There is also a Professor Katila, keeping score. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  9. 4 out of 5

    Jannie Cv

    Absolutely delightful! I must say this was not at all what I expected when I picked up this book. The males are sweethearts who only want to pass their study program with flying colors even though the instructions were abysmal and badly misinterpreted. The results? Hilarious interactions between the abductors and abductee. A thoroughly satisfied trio of males and their captivated captive. I love it!

  10. 5 out of 5

    Tasha

    This is a fantastic book. It’s funny, witty and I enjoyed reading it. It follows three alien males as the complete a course in how to abduct females. They want a female to mate. Unfortunately they are completely clueless and the female they abduct has no intention of staying with them and will try to escape if she can. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  11. 4 out of 5

    Deb

    I loved this story with its extremely funny premise. The author delivers a humorous, laugh out loud story filled with entertaining moments and left me with a smile on my face when I was finished reading the book. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  12. 5 out of 5

    Helle Gade

    Dear gods 😂 this book was hilarious! Like the most akward, cute, funny and hot alien abduction ever!! These aliens are absolutely clueless and the better for it. They try so hard and it's only due toTrish and her personality that they succeed. Well succeed by Trish'es standards.  I can't wait to read what happens in the next book. It can only get more crazy!!! Dear gods 😂 this book was hilarious! Like the most akward, cute, funny and hot alien abduction ever!! These aliens are absolutely clueless and the better for it. They try so hard and it's only due toTrish and her personality that they succeed. Well succeed by Trish'es standards.  I can't wait to read what happens in the next book. It can only get more crazy!!!

  13. 4 out of 5

    Liza Street

    I loved this hilarious, reverse harem take on alien romance! The title is everything it promises, with aliens struggling to improve their clumsy abduction skills through an educational course. Their lucky human "victim" is alternately amused, aroused, and baffled by their attempts at basic abduction skills. If you like your sci-fi with heat and humor, check out this interstellar adventure! I loved this hilarious, reverse harem take on alien romance! The title is everything it promises, with aliens struggling to improve their clumsy abduction skills through an educational course. Their lucky human "victim" is alternately amused, aroused, and baffled by their attempts at basic abduction skills. If you like your sci-fi with heat and humor, check out this interstellar adventure!

  14. 5 out of 5

    Scarolet Ellis

    Alien Abduction for Beginners by Skye MacKinnon is a wonderful story to read. This is book number one in this wonderful start to a brand new series that I have loved reading and want to read the rest. I highly recommend this story to everyone who loves reading about Sci-Fi in their stories. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  15. 4 out of 5

    SJ

    This is a well written story about three aliens trying to pass a course in abduction if another species. Along with being a fresh idea and well written, it is also Humorous with the aliens following each section of their course and trying to do it well enough to pass! I loved this and look forward to a book two

  16. 4 out of 5

    Vickymeowmeow

    Cute, quirky, fun. Non-traditional Romance. The three male main characters are sincere in their endeavors. Bless their hearts" . Famous understand most of what's going on resulting in lots of laughs, see lesson 7, my favorite. The whole book is funny from Tiny foods to probing. There is sex in the story but near end of book and only mildly described. I am eager for the next story. Cute, quirky, fun. Non-traditional Romance. The three male main characters are sincere in their endeavors. Bless their hearts" . Famous understand most of what's going on resulting in lots of laughs, see lesson 7, my favorite. The whole book is funny from Tiny foods to probing. There is sex in the story but near end of book and only mildly described. I am eager for the next story.

  17. 4 out of 5

    Noelle Woodruff

    Cute but Hilarious Alien book from Skye. We have three Aliens that have to enroll in the basics of abduction. They eventually pick Earth, and find Trish. These Aliens are so cute when trying to replicate human relationships. I got some good laughs. I can't wait to read the next book and see how well they do with the professor watching. Cute but Hilarious Alien book from Skye. We have three Aliens that have to enroll in the basics of abduction. They eventually pick Earth, and find Trish. These Aliens are so cute when trying to replicate human relationships. I got some good laughs. I can't wait to read the next book and see how well they do with the professor watching.

  18. 5 out of 5

    Jenn

    Funny! This story pokes fun at the “serious business of alien abductions” in a light and joking way. It’s an easy breezy story that leaves you wanting more. I can’t wait for ‘Alien Abductions for Professionals’!

  19. 5 out of 5

    Marianne

    This is a cute alien abduction romance spoof.. I liked it.. It is funny and cute, steamy and silly.. With some adorable aliens.. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  20. 4 out of 5

    xndr rogers

    Well, this is silly and choppy in its reading. Not bad, not one of the authors best. Kind of happily ever after. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  21. 5 out of 5

    Shannon

    This book is so much fun and witty. I love that each chapter is a new lesson to learn. The main character is the perfect mount of sass and charm and makes this book such a fun ride. It’s sweet and funny. You’ll love it!

  22. 5 out of 5

    Amber Peters

    Never knew an alien abduction could go from scary to sexy in seconds. Such a fun read. Highly anticipating the next class!

  23. 5 out of 5

    Debbie W.

    A fantastic book with wonderful characters and a lot of entertaining within. I highly recommend this book because it’s a fantastic adventure. ❤️. 📚. 👍

  24. 4 out of 5

    Tricia

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  25. 5 out of 5

    Lisa Bing

    This was such a fun read, full of humour and heat. I giggled throughout and can't wait for the next book! Well done! This was such a fun read, full of humour and heat. I giggled throughout and can't wait for the next book! Well done!

  26. 4 out of 5

    Reader03

    Interesting alien romance in which three aliens try to save their reputation and win over their mate. I received an ARC copy and am voluntarily leaving a review.

  27. 5 out of 5

    S.

  28. 5 out of 5

    Hope

  29. 5 out of 5

    Anjali

  30. 4 out of 5

    Meryll

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